Fertility Advice

Posted on | December 12, 2009 | 2 Comments

Tonight my father-in-law thoughtfully stated, "look at that sign in the lower right hand corner," while we were waiting to be seated at a restaurant.  The sign read 'pregnancy and alcohol do not mix' with a cartoon pregnant belly, a breech baby inside.  My eyebrows furrowed & I lost my voice.  You see, B told his folks yesterday that we are trying to get pregnant.  I carefully added we have been trying since the wedding nearly sixteen months ago.  I figured they got the whole it's not happening, inferile thing.  Not that hard to figure out, right?

Anywho.  This week we have all shared wine and beer, an early Christmas celebration of sorts.  I am on my period, to be blunt, and it is not a concern that I avoid alcohol.  It isn't much of a concern these days, actually.

I just couldn't believe he would tell me, a god for saken labor and delivery nurse, that alcohol and pregnancy do not mix.  Really?  That is news to me - hah.  In fact, I am going to be one of those healthy, organic, natural labor type of pregnant ladies.  I will lather my growing belly daily with creams & avoid my daily coffee. I will love like I have never before. I wanted to scream that to the entire restaurant.

Yesterday my mom told me, "you need to start wearing baggy pants, that's the problem!"  I am so sick of pregnancy advice, people.

I proceeded to have a raspberry beer with my dinner tonight, in spite.  And maybe now I will have another?  Cheers!

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2 Responses to “ Fertility Advice ”

  1. Heidi
    December 12, 2009 at 10:47 PM

    YOU need to wear baggy pants? I've heard he might, but never that I might... hmm... lol

  2. April
    December 13, 2009 at 1:31 AM

    Yes.. she told me I need to wear baggy pants, I even had her clarify. She's nuts. ;)

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